I have a secret to share with you.
Well, it’s more of an obsession, truth be told.
You see, for years – for decades, really – I’ve been sneaking away from home every day. From work at the office, too.
Sometimes, when I’m on family outings, I quietly step away, attracting as little attention as I can. Then 15 or 20 minutes later, I return as if nothing happened.
Sometimes, I get sideways looks, as sweat drips from my forehead. I know some people must think I’m off my nut.
I know better, but I still catch myself pausing and hoping nobody notices my repeated absences.
Some days, I joke about it. Some days, I might call it my 10K compulsion.
I’m talking 10,000 steps. Every day. That’s what many “medical experts” online say everyone should walk daily to boost their health. There’s now research suggesting around 5,000 steps a day is an effective minimum daily walking goal.
Usually, I log triple that number by bedtime: 15-K a day.
Sometimes I top 20,000 steps by midnight. What a rush!
I own my daily pace. Honestly, I can’t say my Fitbit made me do it.
Walking the land
I’ve been a serial walker since I was a teen. I’ve never seemed to be able to take a step back.
I remember walking the concession roads around the farm where I grew up, sun or rain.
Or I walked the laneway to the back forty on sultry southern Ontario summer evenings.
I must have known every rut and ditch as I walked through the fields.
Sadly, I wasn’t one of the cool kids sporting my iPod of the ’80s.
I always bought a portable cassette player with an AM radio in it.
In winter, my cheap headphones — the ones with orange foam ear pads— were tucked under my toque.
I listened to the Maple Leafs lose games while watching for patches of ice underfoot.
Me and my running shoes – we have always been a great pair.
Today, I am taking steps to validate my compulsion. Normalize it, perhaps.
There are two dogs at home that need walks. Lots of walks. Long walks.
They don’t bark when they are tired.
Nor do I, so it appears.
I proudly walk by my own path today, knowing that medical science vindicates my obsession.
Here’s what Prevention Magazine says about regular walking
Improve your mood
Not only does a walk help me cool off after an argument, walking also helps me manage the dark days of winter.
If I don’t walk, I notice the world drags me down. And that’s my cue to grab the dogs’ leads and poop bags—and saddle up for a long walk.
Or return an overdue library book to the night drop slot—which is a 30-minute round trip from home on foot.
After the walk, I’m not even bummed by the overdue fine.
Or the fact the Leafs lost. Again.
Creative juices start flowing
I like to walk first thing in the morning, before breakfast. Ten minutes around the block wakes me up. It gets me thinking constructively about the day ahead.
Later, if I hit writer’s block at work, I leave from my desk for a stroll around the neighbourhood.
As I wander, I let my mind wander.
Lower risk of chronic disease
Regular walkers have lower blood sugar levels.
They have lower blood pressure levels.
And a 30 percent lower risk of cardio-vascular disease.
I’m counting on that.
You’ll be more ‘regular‘
Yes, I do think walking helps keep my bowels working like clockwork.
Thank you for asking.
And here’s a walking bonus I never thought of before…
Your goals beome reachable
It’s all about routine, Prevention says. Once you have one healthy routine, you’re more likely to continue it and adopt other healthy behaviours.
And that will help you reach other personal goals.
But I wonder.
When I don’t have an overdue library book or the dogs hide from me behind the furniture,
Oh. Excuse me for just a second. Let me tap my Fitbit.
Hmmm—only 8,903 steps.
Please excuse me. I’ll be right back.
Anyone like to join me for a little walk around the block in the fresh air?
But first, can someone direct me to the nearest washroom?
This is adapted from a project speech presented on Oct. 12, 2018, at Cambridge Toastmasters.